velvet-cigarette:

i laughed so hard my neighbor thought someone was hurt

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

I have the mouth of a sailor. I have to remember not to drop F-bombs when I’m ordering my lunch. Nothing is supposed to be offensive about it, it’s just meant to be real.

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
"There are certain phrases that I know I will get shit for, but that feels very right for me. I sing, for example, ‘he hit me and it felt like a kiss,’ a feeling I love. You know when you think it’s love, but it’s so passionate that it becomes aggressive. It is an attractive quality to me. In a world where everyone is bored, I like people with emotion."
— Lana Del Rey on Ultraviolence (via teamlanadelrey)
"

How I talk:

25% swearing,

25% sarcasm

50% a combination of both.

"
— (via quotecomedy)
tagged → #yeap
dangervvank:

Lana 2011 to 2014

dangervvank:

Lana 2011 to 2014

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

image

Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!